best lines in a song?

[telboy]

Whilst I've just been sat in the shed painting shells, I had radio 1 on and heard a song with the opening line- 'I've just met someone that makes me feel sea sick!' :lol: class!

So it got me thinking. What is the best/funniest line you heard in a song?

I'm sure there will be lots from Morrisey/the smiths. :)

[rcracer]

Frank zappa..bobby brown the whole song is just plain Nuts :lol:

[Chrislong]

oooh eeeeh oooh aaaah aaaaah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!

[rcracer]

oooh eeeeh oooh aaaah aaaaah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!

are you ok chris :o someone call a doctor :lol:

[James]

'I've got a brand new combine harvester' is clearly insane ..

[MK999]

smells like teen spirit for randomness :D

[Lee]

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" ;):lol: 50 Cent


or


"It was worth it for a baconator" MC BMag :D

[Kopite]

oooh eeeeh oooh aaaah aaaaah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang!

WITCH DOCTOR!!! :lol:



....Hoochie Mama, Show Your Nana

[sparrow.2]

"How much is the fish" from Scooter

[Kopite]

i can beat that....


'Respect to the man in the ice cream van' from Scooter

[lochness42]

I've got about 20 songs in the mind now but none in english :mad: I have to think more about it.

[Kopite]

A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
A pizza hut a pizza hut
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
McDonalds McDonalds
Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut



...you've been great :cool:

[RLGfx]

"max, dont have sex with your ex, it will knock you off your legs"

from this 90's masterpiece...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPVin0UECV4

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

[Kopite]

"max, dont have sex with your ex, it will knock you off your legs"

from this 90's masterpiece...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xPVin0UECV4

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:


You're neglecting to tell people where you heard that song first....

[lochness42]

We want fun, want pie, want pie YEAH!
What do we want? We know what we want!
We want pie, want pie, want pie!
We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted!

I think that Lee should like this one :lol:

Well I forgot: Andrew W.K. - We want fun

[rcracer]

Son, Im 30
I only went with your mother cause shes dirty.

Happy Mondays..kinky afro from the album..Bummed :thumbsup:

[RLGfx]

You're neglecting to tell people where you heard that song first....

I have no problem at all telling everyone that I heard it on one of your CDs... :D

[Kopite]

I have no problem at all telling everyone that I heard it on one of your CDs... :D


...that you stole, and now play that song on repeat on the way to racing :cry:

[RLGfx]

ssshhhhhhh..... i can't hear e-rotic....

[mark christopher]

friggin in the riggin cuz theres fcuk all else to do

[Fiddybux]

"Serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer."

That's pretty damn serious!

[sparrow.2]

I daren't write them but listen for yourself :lol:

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[lochness42]

Charly says: Always tell your mummy
before you go off somewhere

One of the first hits of The Prodigy - Charly

[lochness42]

I daren't write them but listen for yourself :lol:
Well that's scary.

[Kopite]

if we're doing old skool prodigy....


Ill take your brain to another dimension
Pay close attention

[lochness42]

if we're doing old skool prodigy....


Ill take your brain to another dimension
Pay close attention
That's my most favourite song - Out of space.

[dave g]

the seahorses..

'Strap on Sally chased us down the alley,
we feared for our behinds'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB3w3wgOo5M

[ben]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna f*ck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's f*ckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from the casino in zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly,
And then I f*ckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

[lochness42]

Bloodhound Gang - Three point one four
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina
m6V5ar8YrjA:lol:

[millzy]

4 men in a boat with 3 cigarettes and no matches how do they smoke


Scotter

[lochness42]

Weird Al Yankovic - Albuequerque
just listen
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[Lee]

I like this one :

I know a bear that you all know. Yogi, Yogi.
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear.
Yogi, Yogi bear! Yogi, Yogi bear!
I know a bear that you all know, Yogi, Yogi bear.

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear. Suzie, Suzie.
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie bear.
Suzie, Suzie bear! Suzie, Suzie bear!
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie bear.

http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-bear-song/yogi-text.gif
http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-bear-song/yogi.jpg

[Fiddybux]

How's about good ol' Bodycount with Evil Dick:

Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
Evil dick don't care about faces...

The rest:

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/b/bodycount12089/evildick1135528.html

[lochness42]

Frank Zappa - He's so gay
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[Rick]

This as got to be a classis from Eminem

Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time

First heard coming from my 10 year old sons bedroom on Xmas day, must admit his mum was not too happy and the album was confiscated for a few years.

[josh_smaxx]

"Whats a bag of chips divided by five? well thats a nike workers meal" :lol: From Bo Burnham - new math.

[josh_smaxx]

Some more from Bo Burnham - Cookout

"Here's my wife stroke sister, she brightens up my day. She went away and i missed her coz my mums a lousey lay"

and

"Dont hang with boring fellows, it'll only be your loss. Stay here and roast marshmallows... by the burning cross"

[losidan]

Got any salmon....sorted
The Shamen

The Past was yours but the futures mine
The Stone Roses

Box of balloons, with a featherlite touch
Madness

There justified and there ancient and they drive an ice cream van
KLF

and i leave behind this hurricane of fucking lies
Green Day

About a million lines from Depeche Mode songs!

[bigred5765]

DONNY SOLDIER just ace.
and shes so pretty,pretty vacant (http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?hl=en&q=stiff%20little%20fingers&gbv=2&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iv#q=jonny%20rotten&hl=en&sitesearch=) jonny rotten

[LEGEND]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

I'm gonna f*ck you, softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"
And then you say "Wait a minute, Sally"
"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
That's f*ckin' team work!

What's your favorite posish
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from the casino in zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I f*ckin f*ck you discreetly,
And then I f*ckin bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*ck you haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard!

Bit of Tenacious D, they come up with the weirdest of things. :lol:

[josh_smaxx]

Bit of Tenacious D, they come up with the weirdest of things. :lol:

:o where have you been hiding? :p and you gonna come to the club one day?

[PaulRotheram]

'That's not my name'









not serious obviously ;)

[sparrow.2]

Another one I'm not going to write the lyrics here :p

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[telboy]

'I've got a brand new combine harvester' is clearly insane ..

You had to get that one in didn't you james.:D:lol:



Rather depressingly- '...and then a ten ton truck crashes into us, to die by your side, the honor, the honor is mine!' Morrisey......what goes through his mind?

[burgie]

"Fart the farts, the farts he farted
I pick my nose cuz I'm retarted
Like El Duce says "smell my anal vapor"
And wipe my butt with your..."
"Face!"
"Toilet paper! Yo, watch the beat!"


Anthrax, "I'm The Man"

:lol: :lol:

[gramey]

"There's no such thing..like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans" - Business - Eminem

I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine - Darling Nikki - Prince

I have a mansion, forget the price
Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all - Life's Been Good - Joe Walsh

And this one that lead me to marry the wife -

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
- If You Wanna Be Happy - Rocky Sharp & The Replays version.

[Scouser]

Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed.
Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Smiths

Didn't like you very much when I met you and now I like you even less
? The Wonderstuff

You're the one for me fatty
Morrissey
There are loads more, I was going to do an insulting CD for the restaurant but the wife vetoed the idea :mad::thumbdown:.

I also like
Now if you're bald it'll give you hair
If you've got straight trousers it'll give you flares
Medicine Show by Big Audio Dynamite

[PaulC2K]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to f*ck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right,to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*ckin' give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."
....
Love the D! genious in its purest form!
Weird thing is, one of my favourite music videos (Foo Fighters - Learn to fly) has them in it, waaaay before they'd hit the big time, and then Grohl went on to make a few appearances with them and be part of the band (in none perminant way, in a 'im going to go tour with QOTSA' way) on drums.


Another D song, the original, the greatest.... Tribute (TV show version was better IMO, not as polished and more D like.)
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthaf**kin' song the greatest song in the world.Just love the fact that they singing a song, in tribute to a song which they cant remember :D which is later revealed in 'The final Showdown' from the Pick of Destiny film.
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And were back to Dave Grohl again :D (he's the devil btw)

Also another kinda Adult themed song from the D, Double Team:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tenaciousd/doubleteam.html
bit too long for posting, and contains too many words requiring censoring ;)

Had to come out of lurking just to say that :blush:

oh, just found the original 'Tribute' vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH35ahbWO_E&feature=related

[elvo]

Most of the good ones are already mentioned: e-rotic, Scooter, witch doctor,...
I have these to add:
"Your love's in the gutter, your sperm's in the sink" - Jethro Tull
Remote Control - Beastie Boys (Whole song is strangely appropriate to us R/C nuts)