(Ten years ago / In 1972), a crack commando unit was sent to prison by muzzie for a crime they didn't commit. They did not fit any bling to Jason's car for a whole month. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Muzzie, they survive as soldiers of Blingness. If you have a problem with rc bling, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... The A-Team.