Megavalanche MTB race

[Captain-Codpiece-The-2nd]

I know that a fair few Ooplers are also riders, aswell as internet magicians, and so for the riders, here is a video of our 2011 Megavalanche/Mountain of Hell trip, with crashes-a-plenty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0Kb3N4U598

Now for the internet wizards............ I made this video with the full intention of gaining hundreds of thousands of hits instantly, and becoming an internet phenomenon. I planned to cash in this fame and become rich beyond my wildest dreams, leaving my job, and buying an awesome car and crib. As I was rather keen on living this lifestyle, I put an enormous effort into both making and editing this video, and so you can only imagine my dismay at having only 34 views after 4 months (and most of those were me!). Now I have tagged it with every fricking word imaginable, but nothing.

If a fat man lip-synching a song can get 5m views, why can't me crashing down a mountain and a miserable Frenchman get like 10 000? I'd be happy with that..........

So does anyone have any ideas on how to get views on youtube?

Cheers

Lloyd