Thought for the week.............
 

If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet.
What would happen if you tied a piece of butter side up toast to a cat's back and then dropped it?????.......... Hmmmmm:confused:

technically the toast would never land..unless you dropped the cat uspide down :)

thought for the day....... god you're busy at work today!!!!!! lol. :woot::woot:
surely the cat would land on it's feet!

Work? what's that!, oh yeah, i remember. Its where i come and sit at a desk all day and on the odd occasion when public gentlefolk frequent the establishment, i sell the odd motorcycle.:thumbsup: YAY

Doesn`t it depend how heavy the cat and the toast is?

If its a really light cat and very heavy toast who knows what could happen :thumbsup:

what would happen if you set fire to the cat first?

you would burn the toast !!! bugger! lol

you would burn your toast !!!:woot:

DAMN GOT BEAT TO IT !!!!

Ah, what if you put 10 bits of toast on the cats back, and it landed toast side down, would it act like a spring effect and bounce the cat in to the path of a speeding wood pigeon?:eh?:

Do you like bread???

You seem obsessed with toast and you live in a place called Sandwich :woot:

Yes, sounds like he could be 'inter-bread' to me! :woot:

Dum dum, tish!

Ok, ok, I'll get mi coat :lol:

G

funnily enough i'm eating a sandwich of much baconess as we speak. :thumbsup: mmmm mmmm you cant beat the taste of sweet pig!

Maybe thats the answer!!! put a piece of toast on either side of the cat and eat it !!!!! lol:lol:

Hmmm is that a variation of pussy pie

martin,this sounds like a wicked idea...i got a cat youve got the bread!!!! oh,the cats name is posh,whos going to be the first one to work it out?

i knew this would plummet to the depths......i read your replies to the losi shock thread!!!!! lol....
Sandwich is a great place to live, but yes, slightly inter-bread is right!!!
:woot:
Spice, why you talking about bread you allergen?? :confused:

Quality! nice one Mr Meerkat!
Bring posh at the weekend, ill purchase a few sheathes of the finest Mighty white and roberts your mother's brother!!!:thumbsup:

Pussy pie? mmmm well i guess they would both be kinda furry ! :lol:

Its not my fault you have a dirty mind :confused::lol:

moi???? lol :blush: Martin i'm nothing of the sort am i ??? hehe.

Here you go:

Cruise

ah ha!! i say well done stout yeoman of the myth world!! :thumbsup:, you are indeed the fountain of all things knowledgeable and my life is now complete !!.
Many thankie you:thumbsup:

PMSL:thumbsup::thumbsup::lol::lol:

It's perpetual motion! Toast turns the cat upside down, cat turns back, toast turns, etc. A cheap and unlimited power source that never needs re-charging. This new power source (the Coast-er) is made legal for BRCA and that a limit of one slice and no cat under five is in place. Cats must be tested for performance enhancing drugs, and toast must be from organic wheat sources only, to prevent preservatives and dough raisers increasing weight and performance! :thumbsup: :D

if only id seen that video sooner, my cat now has four broken legs and a very pissed off look in his eye when he sees me:cry:

If anyone wants to bring a cat and a toaster to Coventry tomorrow we can test it for ourselves!!! (please note i'm not taking responsibility and bringing them myself lol) :lol: