Is it wrong to......
 

The kids have a bit of a fad around our neighbourhood at the mo', of using peoples gardens as a 'short cut' and whilst they cross your garden, kick a few things in as they go.:thumbdown:

What I want to know is, would you consider it wrong to carefully place a couple of kids buckets full of water behind the shed?
They have to run round the shed to get through the gate to get off the garden.
So now, if they run round the shed they're gonna fall over the buckets, as you can't see them until the lat split second. Oh and I also cable tied the gate shut so now they've got to climb over it.:)

..no longer the 'quick route':D:p

Is this wrong?

I don't think so.:D

Nope. we used to have someone who kept throwing our advertising signs in the hedge every night. So, a little coat of tar on the back later and hey presto, signs still there but with hand prints all over the back!!
Someone had dirty clothes;):thumbsup:

hell yes its wrong ....... its too kind

smear some dog crap on top of the gate ,, they wont climb over it again

Next time they come through, is it wrong to run outside in your birthday suit screaming like a mad man swinging a baseball bat? Yes - of course it is. But It'd be damn funny.

yeh good idea, anything like that but dont injure them .... its war.. :wtf:

unfrendly dog, soon stops that sorta thing...

or friendly dog, depending on how big it is :woot:

or just get a rottwieller from a rescue centre for a couple of nights leave it outside in the garden
job done
return the dog to centre

Thing is the walls are only 1ft high (which is why they run across) so the dog may escape and terrorise the neighbourhood.:D:p

But being 'kids buckets' I can say that my daughter left them there, rather than myself putting them there in vengance.:thumbsup: So the chav parents wont come and burn my car...mind you, that may do me a favour!:)


I'm just sat waiting for the crash and the swearing!

Tel you are spot on!!!!:thumbsup: F the little B ~tUa&£ ards They desreve to trip over the buckets full of whatever you decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice 1 dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup :

Keep us updated - I'm looking forward to this :thumbsup:

This may be a little overboard but how about a hole in the ground covered with foliage, under which lies wooden stakes pile driven into the ground, they wont be running across again.:o

Have you caught them yet????????????

fill them with pee,

due to the H&S people, oh, and human rights, you can't use anything that is made to deliberatley hurt someone... but you can always just leave things 'laying round' that the little twats can fall over and hurt themselves with.....

A series of rakes ! Comedy classic :thumbsup:

Replace your grass with green, steel needles and make them take their shoes off before entering :thumbsup:

Good on ya, although i dont think id have stopped with buckets full of water ;)

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

tel can t ya wire up ya camera to get some action piccys and whilst your at it put vinigar in the water too that ll keep the chav s away lmao hahahahaahha

If you mix soap with the water that'll keep 99.99% of chavs at bay.

put some trip wire round your shed which once triggered drops wet and gloopy dog s""t over the little b!"£$%ds lol

could a neck-high line of chicken wire be passed of as a clothes line in a court of justice ? jus sayin, hee hee.......

:thumbsup:ha ha ! LMAO !

....or just put some stinging nettles around the top part of yeh gate and spray them black so you cant see them in the dark

just park a old nova at the end of your street that will keep them busy :woot:

hahahahahahahahahahahahha

when I was a kid, chavs used to climb over the fence, run thru the garden and cause havoc. He inlisted my help in nailing carpet 'grippa' (like a cheese grater) in sheets to the back of the fence. Heard a scream one night, and nothing after that. He's prolly' be sued thesedays. sigh.....

You assume no one on here would own a nova? :yawn: :p

Seen that done to stop cats and bird from sitting on fences.

wheres cwilson when you need him?
hes got a nova :thumbsup:

I recognise the name but not from here I don't think, he must be on PNG too :thumbsup:

No doubt there is :D chavs love them i was behind a group of them last week at Hull Fair and one was bragging how he did 80 in second in his mates nova :wtf:

Nova speed guages = awesome, to get done through a 30mph speed camera my guage has to be reading 45 :p

yeah, but he drilled it to the back of the fence to make sure they couldn't let go. I'd plead in court for spiderman type pidgeons if it had come to that ! ;) Still, thanks for the tip, means it's still legit :D

my brother smeared cv grease and trial's bike airfilter oil(water proof) on top of his fence's to keep the kids from breaking into his garden and smashing up his greenhouse again.
the next day when he came home from work a women(benifit breader) knocked on his door demanding he pays for her kids new man u shirt as he's(my brother) ruined it with grease that dont come off.:eh?:.
my brother who isnt the nicest of people told her to go away(well he told me he used other word's).

my mate nailed trelice to the top of his fences using 6" nails nice!!!!!

LOL @ benefit breeder :lol::lol: I been away a while, first time I heard that one, nice !

Anti vandle paint nothing ileagal about that.

A

............... Land mines! ...............

bear traps ;)

im starting to feel sorry for the kids who cross telboys garden :(
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......i do wonder where some of you get your ideas from, brilliant ideas, just a bit strange:thumbsup: