What do you want for tea?
 

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More to the point, what do YOU want for YOUR tea stu? :eh?:

what i want and what i will get is 2 different things :(

what I want, I can't be arsed to cook cause the kids won't eat it

I want criiiiiiiiiissssssppppppps :thumbsup:

G

I quite fancy ham hock with a couple of cans of cider

Just had my T :thumbsup: i had sausages in onion gravy with yorkshire puds, mashy potatey and sweeeeetcorn.

I want a nice beff dinner.

A

gotta be steak and potato wedges washed down with a few stellas :woot:

wedgeys are TOP! Mcain spicy things are the best Morri`s own aint bad but frankly they just dont cut it.

I had kebab meat and chips in a bun :thumbsup: living it up these days.

yep they are Mcain spicy :thumbsup:

A nice hot/spicy curry and then for afters i want vanilla ice cream in a pint glass with lemonade.
mmmmmm!

Jealous! Only waffles in the freezer at the mo. Just having a waffle sandwich before I head out...

now that sounds awesome :thumbsup: havent had that in years

just had a curry :woot:

i'm cooking for the Mrs tonight so we're having Pork chops with a onion/mushroom/mustard sauce with jacket tateys & sweetcorn
washed down with a few pints of wine :thumbsup:

:confused::lol::drool::blush::p:bored::mad::thumbs up::woot:;):eh?::o:yawn::(:p:cry::D:wub:blush:

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what?!
no ice cream?

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: Ive just read the urban dictionary which quotes " BEFF, To stimulate a carrot with the tongue ":woot:

Whats one of those?

Ben

how do you stimulate a carrot?:confused::eh?:

better still, what happens to the carrot when its stimulated?

Why do you need to know savagester?:confused:

A carrot is a vegetable Ben, you would know - you salad dodger! :woot::woot::woot::woot:

G

if i told you that, id be forced to kill you :woot:

I had crisps.

threatened on oOple, what's gonna be next:confused:

Ive eaten crap all week coz my mrs is in abu dhabi and can't look after me. The house is a crap hole too. :(:woot::p

You get the ducktaped smirnoffs box on your head. :thumbsup:

mmm I had chinese... ribs, chicken chow mein, fried rice, roast duck with wraps and sauce and prawn crackers with sweet and sour dip and chilled stella/smirnoff ice to follow between me and my mrs :drool: followed by icecream :woot:

ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!

anything with salad and heinz salad cream, top bollocks :D:thumbsup::D

leg of lamb, mint sauce and roasted spuds,hmm
o and some green stuff on the side,(i only eat it to make her happy)

any way back to my question:confused:

it goes soft

????????????????

well normally their hard so when u stimulated them they must go soft. eeither that or they grow alot faster hint hint