Thought for the week.............
 

If toast always lands butter side down, and a cat always lands on it's feet.
What would happen if you tied a piece of butter side up toast to a cat's back and then dropped it?????.......... Hmmmmm:confused:

technically the toast would never land..unless you dropped the cat uspide down :)

thought for the day....... god you're busy at work today!!!!!! lol. :woot::woot:
surely the cat would land on it's feet!

Work? what's that!, oh yeah, i remember. Its where i come and sit at a desk all day and on the odd occasion when public gentlefolk frequent the establishment, i sell the odd motorcycle.:thumbsup: YAY

Doesn`t it depend how heavy the cat and the toast is?

If its a really light cat and very heavy toast who knows what could happen :thumbsup:

what would happen if you set fire to the cat first?

you would burn the toast !!! bugger! lol

you would burn your toast !!!:woot:

DAMN GOT BEAT TO IT !!!!

Ah, what if you put 10 bits of toast on the cats back, and it landed toast side down, would it act like a spring effect and bounce the cat in to the path of a speeding wood pigeon?:eh?:

Do you like bread???

You seem obsessed with toast and you live in a place called Sandwich :woot:

Yes, sounds like he could be 'inter-bread' to me! :woot:

Dum dum, tish!

Ok, ok, I'll get mi coat :lol:

G

funnily enough i'm eating a sandwich of much baconess as we speak. :thumbsup: mmmm mmmm you cant beat the taste of sweet pig!

Maybe thats the answer!!! put a piece of toast on either side of the cat and eat it !!!!! lol:lol:

Hmmm is that a variation of pussy pie

martin,this sounds like a wicked idea...i got a cat youve got the bread!!!! oh,the cats name is posh,whos going to be the first one to work it out?

i knew this would plummet to the depths......i read your replies to the losi shock thread!!!!! lol....
Sandwich is a great place to live, but yes, slightly inter-bread is right!!!
:woot:
Spice, why you talking about bread you allergen?? :confused:

Quality! nice one Mr Meerkat!
Bring posh at the weekend, ill purchase a few sheathes of the finest Mighty white and roberts your mother's brother!!!:thumbsup:

Pussy pie? mmmm well i guess they would both be kinda furry ! :lol:

Its not my fault you have a dirty mind :confused::lol:

moi???? lol :blush: Martin i'm nothing of the sort am i ??? hehe.

Here you go:

Cruise

ah ha!! i say well done stout yeoman of the myth world!! :thumbsup:, you are indeed the fountain of all things knowledgeable and my life is now complete !!.
Many thankie you:thumbsup: