Just Ether Get A M8 To Bidd And Win It Or If Some1 Has won And Paid Put Somthing Like This:
Hi M8
Sorry To Inform You That The "ITEM" You Have Just Won Was Dropped Down The Stairs As I Was Bringing It Down Stairs To Be Packaged.
I Am Very Sorry For The Inconvenience And Will Refund You Payment Immediately , As I Guess You Are Absolutely Gutted Like Me Sorry!
Many Apologies
(YOUR NAME HERE)
Not That Ive Done That Before Or Owt