I have one, sorry if its a bit near the mark for a public forum:
A family is driving behind a Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large Dildo flies out and hits the windscreen.
To hide her embarrassment the mother says to the children ' Thats was a big insect'
To which the 7 year old son replies 'I'm suprised it could f**king fly with a cock that size!!!!
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