I dunno Dave, you come out with some really good ones a lot of the time.
I did quite like the one you came out with on Sunday about racer Tom Jones and it not being unusual - ( sorry Tom) but my all time fave has to be when Keefy broke out at one of the nationals whilst in the lead
"Oh No, Biscuits has crashed .... It's broken biscuits!"
Quality!
Sure you can think up some fresh ones - especially now he's let on about his affinity for Ginger Nuts