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In which case Mark's a moron so he doesn't count and Johnny was so smashed off his head I'm not sure he could count*!

So basically all the Lazers that count beat me, with the only Bmax that counts. Not a thrilling statistic is it Dave?

And then again, one of the Lazers was Little Chris, so he probably doesn't count because, well because he's Little Chris. And Dave does count cos he's a fat smelly bastard who nobody listens to anyway. Now, once we've removed all those that don't count, it pretty much boils down to Matt beat Me. Which happens every week........



*Actually I'm pretty sure he couldn't because he consistently went on the wrong number!