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Originally Posted by mattb
I tell you what si coe is a bloody good sport all this abuse he gets and still turns up for racing with a smile on his face and dousent fall out with anyone  |
That's what you think!
I've explained to Dave that I've been playing with the BBK timing software at home, and reckon I've worked out how to reprogram the timing beep to Dave's transponder. Everyone else will get the normal high/low beep, Dave will get the computer yelling W@nker if he's on for his FTD, and Loser if he isn't! Also from now on he'll be in Bury's database as David Cocksucker, with the same ability rating as a blind 86 year old with Parkinsons (or Jonny Nitro).
Shanks is easy to deal with. The Pedo squad at the Police station would like a look at the contents of his computer.
I don't need to be so devious against Matt though. I'll just drop a bit of dust near his Lazer. He'll be scrubbing it clean for weeks!