O.K What the hell is going on here...."you there, put that down and stop playing with that"! I am just going to say this once so pay attention at the back, My zx-5 broke today, BROKE......................AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(sob,sob,sob!!!) so im glad I only paid £5 to practice at Easttrax. First few laps were sweet as, my confidence grew, I started to open her up on the "TRIPLES OF DEATH" first time over them "SWEET", second time, "LOVELY" and so I thought "here we go", I will really go for it, coming up on line, into the take off zone, then it happend! Flying through the air, "UPSIDE DOWN!!" Eh, thats not right, then the death roll into the keep net, "GAME OVER!!!" My GOD it was terrible there were women and children screeming, grown men crying, buildings on fire, the sky came crashing down. Well maybe thats a bit over exaggerated, but thats what it felt like!!!!!!So the moral of this story is always buy red smarties coz they are the best!!!!! £7 to race is about average...but I am a tight wod,so I would pay, then shoot every-one else there with my machinegun and using my jet pack, make a clean getaway with my money back!!!to much GTA I think!!!!
