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Old 02-10-2013
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Paul, you know what makes a brushless motor quicker? Dip it in a solution with the following:

* Eye of toad
* Clove of garlic
* Tears of dragon
* Snake's tongue

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This reminds me of a classic car forum moment back in the late 90s, when a young kid with too much car (Fast Nissan of some sort if I remember right) opens an account in the forum and his first post is something along the lines of...

"Hi bros! I'm 16 and I have to race my buddy in a month's time and I want my Nissan 300ZX to beat his 5.0 Mustang. What is the one part I can get for my 300ZX to make sure I beat his custom 5.0?!?!?! Pls help bros!!! I can't lose this one"

The first reply comes and it is something along the lines of:

"Dude, I feel your pain. Nobody likes to lose a race, but you are in luck! The best part for the 300ZX is a Flux Capacitor, with that one part it will absolutely beat any 5.0 Mustang no matter what he has done to it!"

The everyone follows with things like:

"Totally! A Flux Capacitor, I have one installed in mine and I am running low 12s on stock tyres!!!!!"

Anyway...

Three weeks go by and a reply comes from the OP:

"AGH!!!! I've been every F***ING where and I can't find the F*&%$% Flux Capacitor! Is this a Japanse part or some S**T?!?!?! Some guys laughed at me at the parts store!!!!"
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