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Old 22-10-2008
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im starting to feel sorry for the kids who cross telboys garden
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
......i do wonder where some of you get your ideas from, brilliant ideas, just a bit strange
we wonder where some of your ideas come from too
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fill them with pee,
Or I could empty the twin's nappies into the buckets, that'd be fun.

No one else ran across the garden last nite, but the trap is still set, so I'll let you all know if owt happens.
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Old 22-10-2008
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You could redecorate your house to look like a school (or a place of work for the older chavs), Its unlikely they would want to come near it then.......
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Print off one of savagemans posts and pin it to the gate, by the time they have read it they will either be confused or think your a posh pikey and be bored or scared sh*tless.
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Old 22-10-2008
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I've just seen the little blighter walking round the streets, so we could be on for some action tonight!!

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I will be waiting to hear that some stupid chav has tripped ass over tit in your garden!!!
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'ass over tit'? thats a new one lol
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'ass over tit'? thats a new one lol
Not really
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well its new to me lol
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about half a litre of diesel on the pathway mixed with water is the best it stinks but the little f*"ker will probably break his arm or better its like sheet ice but moe slippy
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Thanks for the tip ! I'll be sure to log that in the anti-chav measures logbook. Cheers !
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or just sticky hot tar so when they step on to it they cant move, leave them there over night, thats after youve chucked ssome freezing ice cold water over them, that will teach them little buggers not to come back.
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I've got a Hot Air Balloon propane burner you can borrow. 3MW & 15ft long flame. Perhaps only if the nappy buckets fail to work
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Is there any way you can do accidental castration so they cant breed. Put a sign up pointing in the oposite direction.

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The under age chavs will probably be smoking whilst loitering in your garden, So fill the buckets with petrol on the off chance you torch one of the bar-stewards
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seems a shame to waste the petrol lmao.
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